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Because I Could Never Wear these SS19 IT things

And here it is – the list of all the things I could never wear. Sure, they say never say never, but I could never wear these stylish things. No matter how fashionable these clothes, shoes and bags are in spring summer 2019, you most certainly won’t see me wearing either of these 2019 IT items. So screw the Instagram and fashion trends and bless the girls who are brave enough to wear them, because I just can’t even these spring summer’s 2019 IT things. Although I must admit, I did ditch bike shorts out of this list.

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Brunette from Wall Street Spring Summer 2019 fashion I could never wear tourist sandals

THEY MIGHT BE FASHIONABLE THIS SUMMER, BUT I COULD NEVER WEAR THEM

So what are the 2019 spring summer IT items I could never wear? You might actually know that already since I shamed all of those clothes, shoes and bags in my recent posts.

Including bike shorts which are no longer on my Could Never Wear list Ps. bike shorts were on my previous list together with 2 other things – see the list here.

Brunette from Wall Street Spring 2019 fashion I could never wear tourist sandals

Anyway, I cut bike shorts off the list and paste it into my SS19 shopping list. Well, don’t look like that! I’m still young enough to doubt my choices and change my mind.

Still, I bet I won’t change my mind about these things that you see on the list today. I really dislike all of these 2019 spring summer things.

Whatsoever, this list will probably keep getting longer and longer. You know, it’s common to see new fashion trends popping out of the blue in the middle of the season.

Anyway, here are all the spring summer 2019 fashionable things I could never wear.

Brunette from Wall Street Spring Summer 2019 ugly fashion list

I COULD NEVER WEAR LIST

Ps. The order of these spring summer stylish things I won’t wear this season, or ever, is more or less random. I simply couldn’t make up my mind which of these things I hate more. Even so, number 1 and number 2 are two of the things I hate the most. Equally though.

 

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LIST OF ALL THE SS19 FASHIONABLE THINGS YOU WON’T SEE ME WEARING THIS SEASON

#1 TOURIST SANDALS

Tourist sandals, Teva sandals, the new Prada or whatever you want to call them. These sandals are ugly.

#2 FLIP-FLOPS

You have no idea how much I wish that luxe pool slides were still in fashion for spring summer 2019. But they are not (Ps. the list of all SS19 shoes that are out of style is coming up next.).

Instead, we got the flip-flops. Correction, you got them. Because I’m definitely not getting a pair of flip-flops this season. Read why here.

#3 FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL SHORTS

Sure I deleted the bike shorts of this list. But I added football shorts and basketball instead. Yes, football shorts and basketball shorts are fashionable right now. Didn’t know that? Well, you weren’t the only one. Although football/basketball shorts are in style right now, I bet many chic girls are adding these ugly shorts on their Never going to Wear list too. I mean, be honest, could you wear football shorts and basketball shorts on the street? They are certainly not as sexy as your boy’s shirt.

#4 SINGLE TOE-LOOP SANDALS

There is only one reason why I dislike toe-loop sandals. They look uncomfortable. Well, I actually had two reasons before finding Chanel toe-loop sandals. Admittedly, those look better than any other single toe-loop sandals. However, I don’t think I could walk in them.

By the way, have you ever tried walking in toe-loop sandals? Are they as uncomfortable as they look? I really wonder if you could convince me to swap my 90s sandals for single toe-loop sandals.

#5 SLIT PANTS

Unfortunately, I saw one really bad outfit with slit pants among Slovenian Instagrammers that made me fall out of love with slit pants. So bad that I had to list slit pants on this list.

#6 DENIM CULOTTES

Like culottes weren’t horrendous enough by themselves already they made them of denim too. But it’s not the material that made me put these pants on my Never Wearing List. No, there is more than that.

Firstly, I don’t think I could pull them off regarding my height. I’m not that high you know. Yet! Since I’m still growing. Nevertheless, I doubt I will grow enough before culottes come back into fashion.

Secondly, because of the way one girl, I happen to know, wore them. She is way smaller than me, and she styled them with an off the shoulder top with puffed, ruffled sleeves which made her look like an apple.

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#7 TIE-DYE T-SHIRT

No, I am not a fan of tie-dye print. Even though tie-dye is 2019 IT print, I still haven’t fallen in love with it. Not saying this could never happen. But even if it does, you won’t see me wearing a tie-dye T-shirt. Perhaps a beige tie-dye dress (well, quite possible since I put it on my SS19 shopping list), but certainly not a tie-dye T-shirt.

#8 FLEECE

Although not relevant for spring summer 2019 season, I just had to put it on my Could never wear list. No matter the season or the fashionable factor, I could never wear fleece. Fleece is simply one of those things I can’t even.

Brunette from Wall Street Spring Summer 2019 list of ugly fashionable things

MORE FASHIONABLE THINGS YOU WON’T SEE ME WEARING – EVER!

So this is it. For now! As said, my Could Never Wear list will get longer and longer. I still had to add that ugly bag, those hideous pants, grisly shoes and that unflattering dress on this list. Although I can’t really remember which bag, pants, shoes and dress I’m talking about. You know what I mean? When they ask you something you know, but just can’t list it all by your heart.

By the way, what are some IT 2019 spring summer items you could never wear? Or fashion trends you just can’t? How do you feel about Teva-inspired sandals and football shoes?