And it’s here, the post you have been waiting for the entire Monday. What Monday? Ever since you discovered Brunette is a gossip girl too. Yes, this is my list of 2019 Golden Globe Awards worst dressed celebrities on the red carpet. And yes, the 76th Golden Globes’ list of the worst dressed celebrities is long. Ps. Hide from the Fashion police, because this year we are harsh!
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I promise, no small writing this time. Sure, I know you can’t wait to finally see who failed the red carpet at 76th Golden Globe Awards and instead of shining on the red carpet, now shines on Brunette’s list of 2019 Golden Globes worst dressed celebrities.
Anyway, let’s go straight down to the list of the 76th Golden Globe Awards worst dressed celebrities, shall we? Ps. Be sure to click here as well to open my previous list of worst dressed celebrities on the red carpet. You know, just to make a little comparison. And see if those ladies learned their lesson. Or failed the red carpet again.
WHO WAS THE WORST DRESSED CELEBRITY AT THE 76th GOLDEN GLOBES RED CARPET
So, who was the worst dressed celebrity at the 2019 Golden Globes red carpet then? I must say I had quite a hard time to spot the worst dressed at the red carpet at the 76th Golden Globes. One thing is sure if we can’t give these celebrities credit for being the best dressed we sure can admit they know how to hide.
Nevertheless, after going through more than 1000 photos, thanks Getty pictures!, I found a bunch of celebrities who could and should dress better for the red carpet.
But since means have little to do with red carpet dress, and celebrities often have little to say about whether they like the dress or not, here is what we have. A bunch of stylists playing dolls with celebrities and dressing them for everywhere else but the 76th Golden Globes red carpet.
Well, perhaps they were dressing celebrities for Brunette’s list of 2019 Golden Globes worst dressed stars. You know, every publicity is good publicity and if you can’t nail the red carpet, then better fail it so badly you get to be noticed even more.
Now, let’s finally head on to the 2019 Golden Globes worst dressed celebrities on the red carpet.
Starting with prom dresses which never, but seriously never slay the red carpet. And 2019 Golden Globes red carpet was no exception.
Pretty dress for prom. In the late 90s. But not for the 2019 Golden Globe Awards.
I wish I could find nice words for this red carpet dress, but Jessica Chastain made to the worsed dressed at 2019 Golden Globe Awards for a reason. This black dress is ugly. And the bustier makes everything even worse.
Again, the bustier. Bodice with the dropped waist. I wonder if this red carpet outfit would look better if Amber didn’t wear 80s messy hair updo as well. I guess it would. The dress alone looks amazing. See and buy here.
Even though the black widow is the next big fashion trend for spring 2019, this fashion trend doesn’t slay the red carpet. At least not when the black gown is made of various materials. Like the one Francia Raisa wore.
Bold shoulder, mermaid silhouette and tulle add-ins. There is just too much of everything on this dress to make Francia Raisa look stunning on the red carpet.
Here’s the thing. You either love or loath Sibley Scoles’ dress. I don’t like it. It’s the pattern of the sheer part I don’t like the most. But also the wavey trims in the front of this red carpet dress.
Not all in black. Nor alone. Yet looking like a black widow. This dress is too ugly and too vague for the 2019 Golden Globe Awards.
TOO CUTE TO SLAY THE RED CARPET
Enough black? I say yes! Let’s better check the bold and sweet dresses now.
Starting with the cutest dress at 2019 Golden Globe Awards. I actually like this cute pink dress. Just not on Rowan. There is something vague about this red carpet look. I can’t really say what. I think it’s her hair. Although, I don’t think any other, but pixie haircut would go well with this dress. It must be her fringe then.
Bold, flashy and pink. Too much pink for the red carpet? Not really. It’s the silver bows and the one side shoulder and the length that make this dress all wrong. It’s really fascinating how coming too many fashion trends in one outfit makes everything look bad. And yes, bows are in fashion for 2019. Just not like that.
It could be just the hair accessory, well the way Joanna is posing doesn’t help her either, but all together with this heart and bottom trim is too cute for the red carpet. Wait, there is more! The upper trim. Well, at least this dress comes in nude. Imagine how Joanna would look in slime green.
SLIME LIME AND SLIME GREEN
Mentioning slime green. Here is a red carpet outfit that would work better in any other colour but the slime green.
You might be surprised to see Marin Hinkle on my 76th Golden Globes worst red carpet looks’ list. Yes, V-neck, slime green and tie-dye are all fashionable for AW 2019. But putting them all together and styling them with matching slime green earrings looks so 2018. Not mentioning this material of the dress that was apparently not made for tie-dye.
In short, this red carpet look is nothing like we are expecting to see at Golden Globes red carpet. I mean it’s Golden Globes. And Golden Globes predict not only the Oscar’s but also the future fashion trends.
B* STOLE HER DRESS
Remember this dress? Yes, it was on my Emmy’s worst dress list. Admittedly, not exactly the same dress. Truth to be told, this one is even worse. Nevertheless, Jacki Cruz seems to be a B* (brunette) who stole a dress to another brunette. Ps. A note to be taken here. If you replicated a red carpet style be sure to do it better. As little as naked sandals and other earrings would work.
TOO MUCH OF EVERYTHING – OR BETTER WRITE TOO LITTLE OF FABRIC
Even though I loved the dress Heid Klum wore when arriving at the 76th Golden Globes red carpet, she found her way to worst dressed celebrity list. It’s this dress that put her here. Despite her great body, this beautiful gown simply doesn’t look stunning on her. In short, I would wear this dress better.
Ps. Cindy, Heidi proves you right. Small boobs are awesome.
Not as revealing as Heid, but still. There is too much of everything. I know it will sound mean, but this dress reminds me of the ripped curtain.
Again, another red carpet look that is far too casual for 2019 the Golden Globes. Plus for the metallic monochrome corduroy, though.
WHAT IS THIS? NOT A RED CARPET DRESS FOR SURE
Janelle Monae’s outfit took my breath away. And not in a good way. If she only did something with those white sleeves.
While some dressed up to casual others went overboard. Pardon, over the red carpet. You know, if Amatus wore this top with some other skirt, she might even make it to the best-dressed list. This quetzal green colour is fashionable for 2019. Rember the colour chart? Recheck the 2019 colour palette here.
But since she opted for this ugly print, we have Amatus here – on 76th Golden Globes’ list of the worst dressed celebrities.
Another print. Similar actually. Oh, if only someone told these celebrities wearing patterns and prints is always risky when it comes to the red carpets. And Rashmi Goel definitely took a big risk with this dress. Did it pay her off? Well, she made on my 76th Golden Globes’ worst looks of red carpet arrivals list.
MORE FROM 2019 GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS RED CARPET
Wondering who made on my best dressed 76th Golden Globe’s red carpet list? Then be sure to check my Instagram highlights – FASHION POLICE to see my favourite 2019 Golden Globes red carpet dresses. And also more of the looks I liked the least.
By the way, what do you think about my 76th Golden Globes’ list of the worst dressed celebrities? Who were 2019 Golden Globe Awards worst dressed celebrities on the red carpet in your opinion? Let me know in the comments below.